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Old 10-16-2011, 10:49 AM   #121
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Happy sunny Sunday.


Sunday Funnies

Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. A small boy
wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the
lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.
"Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."
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A grandmother was surprised by her 7-year-old grandson one morning. He had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life.
When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little green army
men in the cup. She said, "Honey, what are the army men doing in my
coffee?" Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV - 'The best part of
waking up is soldiers in your cup!"
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Susie Sunshine asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their
favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Jimmy's picture which showed
four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to
represent. "The flight to Egypt," said Jimmy. "I see . . . and that must
be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus," Ms. Susie said. "But who's the fourth
person?" "Oh, that's Pontius the Pilot."
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An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally
asked him, "How do you expect to get into heaven?" The boy thought it over
and said, "Well, I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming
the door until St. Peter says, 'For heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay
out.'"
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A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home
one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the
fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's
duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said
another, "he's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to
a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on
her face. "Why do you do that, Mommy?" he asked. "To make myself
beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a
tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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Old 10-16-2011, 01:12 PM   #122
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Cute Cat!

I have been working on laundry all afternoon. But finding some time to stamp too. I have lots more to finish, but I'll keep working as long as I am the least bit motivated. It will be AT LEAST another day before I'm completing caught up. At least I had clean sheets last night. That was nice!
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Old 10-16-2011, 01:31 PM   #123
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Howdy. I'm exhausted. Will try to post more tomorrow!
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Old 10-16-2011, 02:09 PM   #124
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Hope you sleep well tonight, Jen!
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Old 10-16-2011, 02:14 PM   #125
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Me too. Didn't get much sleep last night.
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hope you all have a great week this week, my co worker is on Vacation this week she went on a cruise to Mexico so jealous. wish i oculd be on vacation. i need a few days, dh has t-w off this week, he has some vacation he has to use up. if we are slow i am going to see if i can take one of those days, but we shall see, our metro school is on fall break this week, so we may low at the center this week.
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I need a vacation too.

Maybe one of us will win the lottery! LOL
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Jen you let me know when you win and we can on vacation together
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Jen you let me know when you win and we can on vacation together
I third that!

Hope everyone has a good Monday! Praying my boss is in a better mood.

I have a three day week. State Teachers meetings are on Thursday and Friday.
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Morning. Poor Julie - her alarm didn't go off this morning and she is rushing around. Thankfully, she really likes her first class on a Monday morning.
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NEW THREAD:

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