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Location: In the Forest with my Forest Friends, of course!
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Good Morning Friends!
TGIF!! Woo Hoo!! The weekend is coming!
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Today is Smithsonian Day, National S’mores Day, Lazy Day, Banana Split Day, Ragweed Day, Chemistry Set Volcano Day,
and Spoil Your Dog Day.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today! S’mores in the Forest today! (Anyone who joins my swap TODAY will get a PRIZE in their return envelope!)
Who Knows? It might even be S'mores!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us to Beware of Dumb Criminals!
A man went into a drug store in Baltimore, pulled a gun, announced a robbery, and pulled a "Hefty-bag" face mask over his head. He then realised that he'd forgotten to cut eyeholes in the mask. He was arrested by security men.
Location: In the Forest with my Forest Friends, of course!
Posts: 90,940
Good Morning Friends!
Woo Hoo!! It’s the weekend!
Who’s going to get inky?
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Today is National Garage Sale Day, National Raspberry Tart Day, Presidential Joke Day (hmm… and this is the day Romney chose to announce his VP choice???), Kool-Aid Day, Medical Check-Up Day,
and Play in the Sand Day.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today! And have a fabulous day!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us to Beware of Dumb Criminals!
Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home... With the chain still attached to the machine... With their bumper still attached to the chain... With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper. You couldn't make it up!
Today I am suffering with sciatic pain- ugh! but have been plugging along at my scrapbooking. trying to finish up the last year and a half in the next two weeks.
I am sorry to hear that you have pain. No Fun! It is good that you can try to do some scrapbooking to maybe take your mind off of it. Take care. I had a problem with my back a few weeks ago. I think I pulled something--very painful. I spent one whole day putting ice packs on it off and on. I always hate the thought of it, but it helped a lot. (Also it was very hot here, high 90's, so it kept me cool.)
I do like the new SCS look. I was really surprised, because I hadn't been on for several days because we had a family reunuion.
Location: In the Forest with my Forest Friends, of course!
Posts: 90,940
Good Morning Friends!
I hope you have a restful and INKY day!
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Today is International Youth Day, IBM PC Day, Sewing Machine Day, Eyeglasses Day, Filet Mignon Day, International Left-Handers Day, Skinny Dipping Day, Trail Mix Day,
and Vinyl Record Day.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today! BTW, you won’t catch me skinny dipping! EEK!!!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us to Beware of Dumb Criminals!
Investigating a purse snatching, detectives picked up a man who fit the thief's description and drove him back to the scene. He was told to exit the car and face the victim for an ID. The suspect carefully eyed the victim, and shouted, 'Yeah, that's the woman I robbed.'
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Posts: 90,940
Good Morning Friends!
Yep, it's Monday already!
Try to enjoy it!
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Today is Blame Someone Else Day,
and Eyeglasses Day.
Seriously… those are the ONLY two I could find for today! Enjoy your holiday of choice today! I suggest we make up our own favorite holiday for today –
like Eat All the Chocolate You Want, or something.
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us to Beware of Dumb Criminals!
When a man attempted to siphon petrol from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake.
The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.
Hehehe- that was a good one ranger
Thanks Jeri for the support- I am better today!
Today I am going to start on my Christmas calendars that I make for my family each year. Then a little more scrapbooking. Then to celebrate my mom's bday with some yummy Edibles- a fruit flower arrangement! Whatever you are doing today have fun and stay cool!
Location: In the Forest with my Forest Friends, of course!
Posts: 90,940
Good Morning Friends!
I hope you have a TERRIFIC Tuesday!
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Today is National Creamsicle Day, V-J Day, National Navajo Code Talkers Day, Financial Awareness Day, Summer Romance Day, Husbands in Love Day,
and World Lizard Day.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us to Beware of Dumb Criminals!
Robbers broke into a cell-phone store recently with the aim of stealing some mobile phones. In their haste to get away they grabbed the first phones that came to hand - hollow replicas, used normally for display purposes only.
Employees explained that the bungling burglars overlooked real cell phones and cash in another part of the shop.
Location: In the Forest with my Forest Friends, of course!
Posts: 90,940
Good Morning Friends!
Wow! Can you believe it’s Wednesday already?!
Have a great day!
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Today is National Relaxation Day, National Lemon Meringue Pie Day, National Failures Day, Best Friends Day,
and it’s Elvis Week, too! .
Enjoy your holiday of choice today! These are the words none of us cardmakers want to hear... Return to Sender
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us that Things Aren’t Always As They Seem!
After filling his car with gas, the man paid and drove away. He then realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and, sure enough, it was lost. Well, he thought for a second and realized that other people must have done the same thing, and that it was worth going back to look by the side of the road since even if he couldn't find his own gas cap, he might be able to find one that fit. Sure enough, he hadn't been searching long when he found a gas cap. He tried it on, and it went into place with a satisfying click.
"Great," he thought, "I lost my gas cap, but I found another one that fits. And this one's even better because it locks..."
Location: In the Forest with my Forest Friends, of course!
Posts: 90,940
Good Morning Friends!
Have a Great Day!
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Today is National Airborne Day, Bratwurst Festival Day, International Tell-a-Joke Day, Joe Miller’s Joke Day, Elvis Has Left the Building Day,
and Rum Day.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us that things Aren’t Always Exactly As They Seem!
Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute teacher standing outside his classroom with his forehead against a locker. I heard him mutter, "How did you get yourself into this?"
Knowing that he was assigned to a difficult class, I tried to offer moral support. "Are you okay?" I asked. "Can I help?"
He lifted his head and replied, "I'll be fine as soon as I get this kid out of his locker."
Location: In the Forest with my Forest Friends, of course!
Posts: 90,940
Good Morning Friends!
Have a Great Day!
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Today is National Soft Ice Cream Day, National Vanilla Custard Day, National Thrift Shop Day, Meaning of “Is” Day, Sandcastle Day, Archaeology Day, Foul Ball Day, Balloon Ride Day, Men’s Grooming Day,
and Hug Your Boss Day.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us that things Aren’t Always Exactly As They Seem!
"Grandpa, I'm really proud of you," said his young granddaughter.
"What's to be proud of?" asked the old man.
The young lady replied, "I noticed that when you sneeze, you've learned to put your hand in front of your mouth."
"Of course," explained Grandpa. "How else can I catch my teeth???"
FYI – I won’t be here tomorrow with a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. I’m leaving early in the morning… heading toward St. Louis for a Stamp Expo. Woo Hoo!!! Shopping Therapy!
Been crazy here. We have our oldest and three of our grand kids living here, getting ready for
school and all that, that entails.
My cards are going out today, but you're practically my neighbor,
so you should have them Monday.
Location: In the Forest with my Forest Friends, of course!
Posts: 90,940
Good Morning Friends!
I hope your day includes Ink!
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Today is Potato Day, Black Cow Root Beer Float Day, World Humanitarian Day, Aviation Day, Popsicle Day,
and Spicy Food Day.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us that things Aren’t Always Exactly As They Seem!
After trying to for hours to get my daughters to clean their room, I burst in and yelled, "GET THIS ROOM CLEAN NOW, BEFORE I HAVE A COW!!!"
My youngest daughter (3 years old) looked at me with a very puzzled expression and said, "You mean you're going to get rid of us and have a cow instead?"
Location: In the Forest with my Forest Friends, of course!
Posts: 90,940
Good Morning Friends!
I can’t believe it!
It’s Monday already… where did the weekend go?
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Today is National Chocolate Pecan Pie Day, National Radio Day, International Homeless Animals Day,
and Cupcake Day.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today! I think we should all have a Cupcake!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us that there are some Dumb Criminals in the World!
A man hailed a Hybrid taxi cab in San Francisco’s Richmond district just before 5 a.m. and ordered the driver to take him through Golden Gate Park. As they drove, he robbed the cabbie, forced him out of the car, and told him to walk away. He then called the taxi driver back to help him start the Hybrid cab, because he wasn't sure how the environmentally friendly engine worked.
Location: In the Forest with my Forest Friends, of course!
Posts: 90,940
Good Morning Friends!
Have a TERRIFIC Tuesday!
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Today is National Spumoni Day, Poets Day, Senior Citizen’s Day, Earth Over Shoot Day, Ecological Debt Day,
and Feast Day.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us that Not All Compliments Are Created Equal!
Todd's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Todd replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Todd interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."