Let's see. You can part it in the middle and flatten it with hair gel. Spike it with mousse. Dye the tips in different colors. Stripe it. Make polka dots. Or plaid...or you could STAMP IT!
Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money. George Carlin