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Old 05-21-2007, 11:24 PM   #221
JampsterStampster
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Wow! Far too many to go through them all! Hope I'm not repeating any.

Come in for a spell (for Halloween invatation)

We've been through a lot together, and most of it was your fault!

A woman is like tea; you never know how strong she is till she's in hot water.

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. Oscar Wilde

The beatings will continue till morale improves!

Time is a great healer, but a lousy beautician.

You two have the kind of marriage that makes the rest of us say... Geez! Get a room!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day should take care of everyone else.
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