09-19-2013, 05:13 AM
Swapper of the Month March 2013
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In the Forest with my Forest Friends, of course!
Good Morning Friends!
Drats! Still not Friday.... but soon!
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Today is National Student Day,
National Butterscotch Pudding Day,
World Peace Day,
Visit a Sick Friend Day,
and Talk Like a Parrot Day.
Enjoy your holiday(s) of choice today!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us that the World in Inhabited By IDIOTS!
Police interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.