09-05-2013, 04:24 AM
Swapper of the Month March 2013
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In the Forest with my Forest Friends, of course!
Good Morning Friends!
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Today is Jury Rights Day,
National Cheese Pizza Day,
and Be Late for Something Day.
Enjoy your holiday(s) of choice today!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us to Beware of CHICKENS!
The manager of a grocery store took a rotisserie chicken to the face while chasing a theft suspect. The alleged thief ran out of the store after grabbing a rotisserie chicken and a four-pack of booze, but the manager followed him.
The chicken thief confronted the manager, telling him he would beat him up if he kept following him and then took off his belt and swung it around near the manager.
The manager just kept following him, so the thief chucked the chicken right at the manager's face. He then tried to run to a nearby gas station, but he ran into police officers there and was arrested.