01-25-2013, 04:33 AM
Swapper of the Month March 2013
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In the Forest with my Forest Friends, of course!
Good Morning Friends!
The weekend is coming! The weekend is coming!!!
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Today is Opposite Day,
National Irish Coffee Day,
National Preschool Fitness Day,
A Room of One’s Own Day,
Fun at Work Day,
Macintosh Computer Day,
Dress Your Pet Day,
Observe the Weather Day,
Dinner Party Day,
and It’s ONLY 11 months until Christmas.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
with a Caution to be Careful What We Teach Children!
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
A girl raised her hand and asked, "To draw out all his savings?"