Hey Greenie, I think we are only as steamy as our brains think we are. Your knee is not even a year old; it's part of your body. Take a deduction for this!
AARP has been stalking me since I turned 50! Since there is no one individual from AARP for me to hunt down and punish for this - I have to put into practice a great psychological defense - DENIAL! They do not exist!
As for the shaking - I can get my nine year old to thread a needle for me!
I have thought of some EVIL MOMMY cards for my kids, but as of April I will have two tweens! Maybe I will make a version of the one I once made my oldest daughter - twenty eight y-old - to tease her! Mwahahahahha!!!
Hugs to you and all the Sistahs!
Twisted Sistah Coping without Copics and Blogless in Seattle