Good Morning Friends!
Have a TERRIFIC Tuesday!
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Today is Hat Day,
National Strawberry Ice Cream Day,
Women in Blue Jeans Day,
Procrastinator’s New Year Day,
and Humanitarian Day.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
with a reminder to Hold Onto What’s Important to You!
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!"said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down thereis 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"