Look what I found
Web Addiction Sing Along!
(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland" ♪♪♪)
Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's dirt on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web!
Kids come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, there!
Don't you know tonight's our party, Mom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter; and say "don’t care;
I just discovered Pin-ter-rest-dot-com!"
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!
Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Yeah!)