Good Morning Friends!
Have a WONDERFUL Wednesday!
We’re mid-point in our week! YAY!!!
... ♥ ... ♥ ... ♥ ...
Today is My Precious Daughter’s Birthday,
and it’s Kate Middleton’s Birthday,
National Static Electricity Day,
Positively Penguin Day,
Panama’s Martyr Day,
and Balloon Ascension Day.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
with a reminder to Enjoy your Day!
Web Addiction Sing Along!
(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland" ♪♪♪)
Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's dirt on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web!
Kids come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, there!
Don't you know tonight's our party, Mom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter; and say "don’t care;
I just discovered Pin-ter-rest-dot-com!"
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!
Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Yeah!)