Good Morning Friends!
On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
*‹* Have a Marvelous Monday!!! *‹*
Enjoy the last day of 2012!
Tomorrow begins a NEW YEAR!!!
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Today is New Yearís Eve,
No Resolution Day,
Youíre All Done Day,
No Interruptions Day,
World Peace Meditation Day,
Check the Smoke Alarms Day,
and Make Up Your Mind Day.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today!
And please stay SAFE!
Please excuse the interruption, but hereís a
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
with some New Year's Eve Wisdom!
'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.
'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.
'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly.