Originally Posted by sewsplendidstamper
Sometimes tho there are really hilarious customers who just get you right away. One night me and a lady slightly taller than me were straightening the top shelf, no ladder and this short stocky really charming guy walks by and is all "FINE, show offs, way to make me feel inferior" and we look over and he's laughing. Well he needs help finding toothpicks so I tell him where it is and then as he's leaving sort of yell "holler if it's on a high shelf and we'll come help you" we were cracking up!
I hope they help at least a little to make up for the customers you want to punch in the throat. That's pretty funny there with that guy.