Thought to share this funny chuckle that has been around since I was a youngster....
Mother of Six
Joe was proud of his family of six children. He frequently
referred to his wife as "Mother of Six," much to her
annoyance. Finally, she cured him of his habit. At the end
of a big party, Joe called out loud enough for everyone to
hear: "Ready to go, Mother of Six?"
"Any time you are," she replied, "Father of Four."