A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was nowhere around and she got really PO'd because they had a lot to do. By the time she got her cell phone out of her purse, she was really fuming. You can imagine how that conversation went.
The husband in a calm voice replied, “Honey, do you remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?”
There was a pause and then his wife started crying. Between sobs she said,
“Yes, I remember that jewelry store.” . . . .
"Well, " he said, "I'm in the bar next door."