Good Morning Friends!
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions: what were the symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc. Suddenly, she interrupted him: "Hey look, I'm a vet - I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what's wrong just by looking." She smugly added, "Why can't you?"
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Judge a Book By Its Cover Day,
Computer Security Day,
Squirrel Hunt Day,
National Mousse Day,
National Call Congress Day,
National Meth Awareness Day,
Ham & Roast Beef Night,
and Stay At Home Because Youíre Well Day.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today!
Please excuse the interruption, but hereís a
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us to seek good medical care when ill!
The doctor nodded, stood back, looked her up and down, quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to her and said, "There you are. Of course, if that doesn't work, we'll have to have you put to sleep."