I used to go off to arts and crafts shows on fairly frequent Saturdays during the season, with a friend. We'd go around 9 a.m., spend a few hours, have lunch and go home. Frequently DH would take the kids to a park.
But then again, HE was the one who wanted kids, not me. So he knew better than to pretend he didn't know what to do. lol
Abby: So, what about you, Gibbs? You got any fetishes?
Gibbs: I have three ex-wives. I don't have time for fetishes.