Good Morning Friends!
While sports fishing off Melbourne Beach, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!"
Have a TERRIFIC Tuesday!
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Today is Pins and Needles Day,
National Day of Listening, (say what???)
National Bavarian Cream Pie Day,
and Electric Guitar Day.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us to stay out of alligator-infested water!
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beach bum said. "The sharks got 'em."