Good Morning Friends!
Bob had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. After a few weeks of this, his boss was mad and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it.
Have a TERRIFIC Day…
even though it IS Monday!
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Today is Cyber Monday,
Shopping Reminder Day,
National Cake Day,
and Charles Shultz’s Birthday.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us get to work ON TIME!
So Bob went to his doctor, who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. He got a great night's sleep and actually beat the alarm in the morning. After a leisurely breakfast, he cheerfully drove to work.
"Boss," he said, "The pill my doctor subscribed me actually worked!"
"That's all fine," said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"