Just remember, Pat Robertson is the guy who says Petraeus couldn't help himself, all alone in a foreign land and some woman threw herself at him (rolls eyes); and who heard about Fifty Shades of Grey and doesn't understand why women like porn; so he's just some old guy on a rant (in my opinion).
Abby: So, what about you, Gibbs? You got any fetishes?
Gibbs: I have three ex-wives. I don't have time for fetishes.