11-19-2012, 04:28 AM
Swapper of the Month March 2013
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In the Forest with my Forest Friends, of course!
Good Morning Friends!
UGH!!! It’s Monday again!
Let’s make the best of it, since it only happens once a week…
Unable to attend the funeral after his Uncle Charlie died, a man who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Uncle Charlie and send me the bill."
Besides, this IS a SHORT week!
I’ve been gone from the threads ENTIRELY TOO MUCH lately and am totally BEHIND and will not be able to catch up, so if I missed anything important, please let me know! Thanks!!!
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Today is Equal Opportunity Day,
Have a Bad Day Day (why would I want to do that???),
World Toilet Day,
International Men’s Day,
Please Maintain Your Focus Today Day,
Alligator Wrestling Day,
National Carbonated Beverage with Caffeine Day,
and Rocky and Bullwinkle Day.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us how important it is to give GOOD instructions!
Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental expense. But, when the bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, he finally called his brother again to find out what was going on.
"Well," said the other brother, "You said to do something nice for Uncle Charlie. So I rented him a tuxedo."