Cute chuckle for today.
When Ruth's grandson Jordan was 5, he always told everyone
he wanted to be a doctor when he grew up. One day he was
running through the house and into the corner of a chair and
hurt his eye. He cried for a while and kept saying, "Oh no,
oh no, now I can't be a doctor when I grow up."
Ruth assured him he could still be a doctor and Jordan kept
telling her he couldn't.
Finally she asked, "Why can't you be a doctor?"
Holding one hand over his eye, Jordan said, "Because now I
will have to be a pirate!"