10-08-2012, 04:46 AM
Swapper of the Month March 2013
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In the Forest with my Forest Friends, of course!
Good Morning Friends!
We are home from our trip - and I'm trying to play "catch up"... not doing very well in that department.
So if I missed something important, please let me know.
Happy Columbus Day! (to the Americans)
and Happy Thanksgiving! (to the Canadians)
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Today is also American Tag Day,
A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel. The new bride is concerned and asked, "What if the place is still bugged?"
Native American Day,
National Day of Mourning Day,
National Depression Screening Day,
National Kick Butt Day,
National Pierogy Day,
and National Fluffernutter Day.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us that Children Are Wise!
The groom says "Hmm... Good point. I'll look for a bug." He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug . . . "AHA!" he shouts! Sure enough, under the rug was a small disc shaped plate, with four screws. He gets his Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, throws them and the plate out the window.
The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds "How was your room? How was the service? How was your stay at the Watergate Hotel?"
Curious, the groom says, "And why, sir, are you asking me all of these questions?"
The hotel manager says "Well, the room UNDER yours complained of the chandelier falling on them!"