I can tell it is a holiday and people are cooking. Someone's smoke detector keeps going off. This happens every holiday........
And you know it is just someone burning something, 'cause you will hear it for 20 sec. or less, then it stops (presumably because they are fanning or whatever in front of it), then it goes off again for 5-10 seconds, repeat, repeat etc.
"You may not have lost all your marbles, but there's definitely a hole in the bag." Grumpy Cat