We have lots of spiders, so therefore lots of cobwebs.
I went to a party at the home of a lady who loved to decorate and always had things just so, spotless, etc. So clean and tidy it made everyone uncomfortable, you know what I am talking about. During the party it got really warm, so one of the ladies decided to turn on the ceiling fan. The hostess was horrified because all sorts of dusties and webbies and stuff flew off that fan and the ceiling and all around the room.
We loved it. NANA NANA BOO BOO!
Life is short.
Lick the bowl.