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Old 09-22-2012, 12:22 PM   #10
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The Witch Doctor

A witch doctor kept the members of this tribe in virtual subjugation by means of powerful magic. Whenever one of the tribesmen tried to overthrow him, he would be turned into an apple! One night a group of tribesmen sneaked into his hut, opened his book of magic, learned to apple spell, and turned the witch doctor into an apple!

But the book warned that if the apple ever dried out and changed significantly in weight, it would turn back into the witch doctor, more powerful than ever! So every day the tribesmen placed the apple on a scale to make sure that its weight remained the same.

Moral: A weigh a day keeps the doctor an apple.
That is wonderful story, pun. Laughed right out loud.
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