Good Morning Friends!
The District Attorney requested all the robbery victims to come to the police station to study a lineup of five people. He placed his suspect at the end of the line. Then he asked each to step forward and say, "Give me all your money... and I need some change in quarters, nickels and dimes." The first four did it right. However, when it was the last man's turn to recite, he broke the case by blurting out, "That isn't what I said."
YAY!!! The weekend has begun!!!
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Today is International Drive Your Studebaker Day
International Literacy Day,
Virgin Mary Day,
World Physical Therapy Day,
Farmers’ Consumer Awareness Day,
National Date-Nut Bread Day,
Pledge of Allegiance Day,
and Star Trek Day.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us that there are some Dumb Criminals in the world!