The Sizzix Eclips cuts from both carts and great open design software. It has more force than the Cameo, as well.
Pretty much anything but a Cricut, IMO (and I do have an Expression, so I'm not just hating on the Cricut to be a witch).
Instead of "Have a nice day," I think I'll start saying, "Have the day you deserve." You know, let karma sort it out.