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Old 08-27-2012, 07:07 AM   #79
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Good Morning Friends!

Is it really Monday already?
Okay… well, try to make the best of it!

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Today is National Pots de Creme Day,
Petroleum Day,
The Duchess Who Wasn’t Day,
Just Because Day,
Motorist Consideration Day,
Global Forgiveness Day,
Banana Lovers Day,
and Kiss Me Day.



Enjoy your holiday of choice today!


Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us that there are some Dumb Criminals in the World


A 28-year-old man decided to rob a local newsstand. Besides the fact that stealing is wrong, there were a couple of serious issues with James' decision that probably should have been addressed during the planning stages of the crime:

1. The man was a regular customer at the store.
2. He had attempted to rob it just 10 days prior.

Still, the man was undeterred. He marched into the store wearing a ski mask, pointed a toy gun at the cashier, and took just over $200 from the till. He then attempted to exit the shop, but was thwarted by the fact that he could not push the door open...

...when it was supposed to be pulled.
The man then whipped off his mask (in full view of the surveillance cameras) in frustration and kicked the door, which shattered the glass and sent him careening backwards while a display case of drink bottles fell on top of him.

The man was found three hours later by the police. After being put into the squad car, he began crying (probably out of a mixture of guilt and shame) and asked if everyone at the store he had just robbed was alright.

It was later revealed that the man had developed a severe drug addiction and had resorted to crime in order to pay off debts to his dealers. He has begun serving a three year prison sentence by getting clean and taking steps to get his life back together.







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