Good Morning Friends!
A 911 caller seemed to have a unique emergency: She was lost in the woods, she told a dispatcher, and couldn't find anywhere to pee. The call was bizarre enough (how hard is it to find somewhere to pee in the woods?), but then police tracked the call to the caller’s house. They found her not lost in the forest, but sitting drunk on her front porch swigging a beer with a handgun on her cooler.
Have a WONDERFUL Wednesday!
... ♥ ... ♥ ... ♥ ...
Today is National Pecan Torte Day,
Be An Angel Day,
Eat a Peach Day,
and Southern Hemisphere Hoodie Hoo Day*.
*Southern Hemisphere Hoodie Hoo Day- This is the day to go outside and yell "Hoodie Hoo" to chase winter away
and make it ready for spring. This is done at high noon in the southern hemisphere.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us that Things Aren’t Always As they Seem!