Good Morning Friends!
Todd's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"
Have a TERRIFIC Tuesday!
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Today is National Spumoni Day,
Senior Citizen’s Day,
Earth Over Shoot Day,
Ecological Debt Day,
and Feast Day.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us that Not All Compliments Are Created Equal!
Looking over her carefully, Todd replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Todd interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."