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Old 08-12-2012, 10:52 AM   #2907
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SUNDAY FUNNIES....


True church announcement from George Goldtrap, Madison Tennessee
After the worship service, the preacher announced: "The class on prophecy
has been canceled due to unforeseen circumstances."

A Minister talking to a perspective congregant said, "Well, if you don't believe
in the organized church, you'll love ours we are as disorganized as they come.

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Grandpa Aaron was always going on about the good old days, and the lower
cost of living, in particular...

"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a
salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o' bread, and a magazine,
some new blue jeans... all for a dollar!!

Then Grandpa said sadly ..."You can't DO that any more...they got those
darn video cameras everywhere you look......"

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After the church service, a pastor told a woman, "I noticed your husband walked out in the middle of my sermon. I hope I didn't say something that offended him." "Not at all," replied the wife. "My husband has been walking in his sleep for years.

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