Good Morning Friends!
A novice drill instructor escorted a group of new recruits to the mess hall, which is one of a drill instructors many responsibilities. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!"
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Today is Moon Day,
National Lollipop Day,
Ugly Truck Contest Day,
and Ice Cream Soda Day.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
reminding us to Not Take Instructions Too Seriously!
Checking to see that he had everyone's attention, he asked, "What is the first rule?"
Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates yelled in unison, "Shut up, Drill Sergeant!"