Good Morning Friends!
The young couple received some very nice wedding gifts, including a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, the bride and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster oven.
Oh my… It’s Monday!
Where did the weekend go!?!?!?
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Today is International Juggling Day,
Global Hug Your Kid Day,
and National Get Out of the Doghouse Day.
Enjoy your holiday of choice today!
Please excuse the interruption, but here’s a
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
with a lesson to learn!
"Get the owner's manual!" the husband shouted.
"I can't find it anywhere!" cried the bride a short time later.
"Oops!" came a voice from the kitchen. "Well, the toast is fine, but the owner's manual's burned to a crisp."