I just saw this and thought some of you might want to participate:
If Atheists Talked Like Christians… (A Contest)
Some of the current entries:
I'm not an atheist. I'm just a follower of Reason.
I love the believer, hate the belief.
I will think for you.
I just found a parking spot up front! Thank random chance!
Google Maps is my co-pilot!
“My dear, all life is a series of problems which we must try and solve. First one, then the next, and the next, until at last, we die.” --- Dowager Countess Violet Grantham