Jean, I think the red is permission to hire a housekeeper!
Glad you're feeling better, but sorry they took your weapons away!
Jacq, we joke in my office about breaking windows to escape. Of course we are on the third floor, so it would be a long way down. It's been a rough week because our managers have developed our strategic plan for next year and it's all about "what else" we should be doing (I don't have time to do the work I'm supposed to now!) and we got "self evaluation" forms, which are just absurd to even think about filling out given the working conditions lately (sample question: "discuss ways in which you could improve" I'm pretty sure saying get rid of all the stupid rules wouldn't play well!) Fortunately, my boss is out of the office the rest of the week and I get to go in late today! And tomorrow is Friday, yay!!!!