Originally Posted by bksjones
Seen on a local church sign: The sunrise is a gift from the lord.
This reminds me of a local church that has on its wall "Happiness is submission to God". Once years ago it was vandalized; someone sprayed on graffiti to make it say "Happiness is submission to Godzilla." Now, the vandalization was not funny of course (and they've long ago cleaned it up so it has ever since been back to the original), but my husband liked the modification so much (he's a Godzilla fan) that he wrote it on a little sign and hung it from his Godzilla action figure.