Work fascinates me--I can sit and look at it for hours!
I never make the same mistake twice--new mistakes are much more intersting!
Never worry....your mother worries enough for both of you....
Life, unlike algebra, does not have the answers to the odd problems in the back of the book!
Life is paved with success...Just anticipate road construction.
Teenagers do not want parents....They want a sponsor!
Raising teenagers is like nailing jello to the wall!
Grow old along with me....the best is yet to be!
Learn from the mistakes of others...You can't live long enough to make them all yourself!
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted!