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Old 01-09-2006, 11:19 AM   #16
Tah Dah!
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Instant human - just add caffeine! (or chocolate )

Your village called. They want their idiot back.

Leave me alone - I'm having a crisis.

Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

Bad spellers of the world untie!

Don't start with me. You will not win!

How can I miss you if you won't go away?!

And these were from some stupid email I got from someone, but I've made some fun cards based on them:

Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a
sweet thang like you.

On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, Well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.

Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'. Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, We go together like a
skunk goes with stank.
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