My husband was reading this over my shoulder and said the higher number folks should say
"I need a life"
I don't like that though, I'd prefer something like
Anyway, I have a long way to go to get to that point!!
There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either.
And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.