Time for a Chuckle
A Dog Named Mace
There was once a handyman who had a dog named Mace. Mace was
a great dog except he had one weird habit: he liked to eat
grass -- not just a little bit, but in quantities that would
make a lawnmower blush. And nothing, it seemed, could cure
him of it. One day, the handyman lost his wrench in the tall
grass while he was working outside. He looked and looked,
but it was nowhere to be found.
As it was getting dark, he gave up for the night and decided
to look the next morning. When he awoke, he went outside and
saw that his dog had eaten all the grass in the area, around
where he had been working, and his wrench now lay in plain
sight, glinting in the sun.
Going out to get his wrench, he called the dog over to him
and said, "A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a
wrench for me."